Retired Emo Kid Tee Size:2XL It’s a feel-good badge for

It’s a feel-good badge for the hero who adopted instead of waiting on fate (or that ghosting Tinder match)

For every woman who owns more succulents than shoes and has a sense of humor as dry as potting soil

Ever have days where you wish your shirt could sum up your entire mood for you

Welcome to the club

Picture it: conquering carpool in style

Retired Emo Kid Tee Size:2XL It’s a feel-good badge forEver catch yourself blasting My Chemical Romance in the minivan while the kids roll their eyes in the backseat? If the only thing more faded than your favorite jeans is your teenage angst, girlthis tee was made for your soul. Finally, a shirt that understands your love for eyeliner (and comfort). Tired of wearing boring tees? This one speaks fluent sarcasm (so you dont have to). Ready to make retired emo kid your favorite personality trait? The