Mandatory Pat-Downs Funny Welcome Doormat darth_vader Each doormat is custom made

Each doormat is custom made for you when you place your order

With this doormat

those little pig butts

less whine

The colors are a yellow gold

Mandatory Pat-Downs Funny Welcome Doormat darth_vader Each doormat is custom madeNo guns, no drugs, no WMD's and, of course, no underwear. Show off the conditions of entry to your crib with our custom doormat. I'm sure you will be more thorough than the local TSA, with or without gloves. Small doormats are 18" x 30" Large doormats are 23. 5" x 35. 5" Care: Easy to keep clean, just vacuum or shake your rug out. The rubber backing will keep the doormat in place firmly. Remember this product is made from coco coir and will shed some